兒童英語笑話故事
Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
拳擊和賽跑
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”
朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎么辦?”
丹：“我也會教他怎么樣賽跑呢。”
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計劃你的將來
“你是怎么計劃你的.將來的?”
“我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經驗。”
“那有什么用?”
“現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”
awyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律師
一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無賴" 。 另外的一個喝醉了的人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對那一個評論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個無賴" 。
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