初中英語(yǔ)笑話小短文
A Special Footbal1 Match
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
特殊的足球賽
邁克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō):“對(duì)不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢(mèng)見(jiàn)了一場(chǎng)足球賽。”
老師問(wèn):“那為什么會(huì)使你遲到呢?”
邁克回答說(shuō):“因?yàn)閮蓚�(gè)隊(duì)不分勝負(fù)，因此持續(xù)了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間。”
Visiting A Chicken Farm
One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.
"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”
參觀養(yǎng)雞場(chǎng)
老師帶學(xué)生到養(yǎng)雞場(chǎng)參觀，當(dāng)他們走近孵化器時(shí)，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。
“看見(jiàn)一個(gè)小生命從蛋殼里出來(lái)，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說(shuō)。
“是的.，老師，”一個(gè)男學(xué)生說(shuō)，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進(jìn)蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了。”
A Small Boy and a Donkey
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
小男孩與驢子
一個(gè)小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過(guò)部隊(duì)營(yíng)房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么?這樣，他就不會(huì)去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
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