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超簡短的英文笑話
1.What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
2.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我現在要回家了。
3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
4.What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
5.Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你會怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：開個玩笑!
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