英語里的冷人幽默
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1 Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
(鼠標和老鼠的英文皆為mouse)
2 Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
(week和weak同音)
3 Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
(catch有抓住的'意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思)
4 Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?
A: It was a fish tank.
(tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank則意為魚缸)
5 Q: Where do cows go on dates?
A: MOOOOvies
(date是約會的意思，Moo為牛叫聲，movie則是電影院的意思)
6 Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
A: I scream (ice cream).
(ice cream意為冰淇淋，兩者發音相似)
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