Secret For a Long Life

時間：2020-09-19 10:56:51 英語笑話我要投稿

　　A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(門廊) .

　　I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?

　　I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

　　Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?

　　Twenty-six.

　　一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。

　　我無意中發現，你是多么幸福，那女士說。你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么?

　　我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛煉。

　　哦，真神奇，女士說。你高壽?

　　二十六。

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