英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀帶翻譯
笑話來(lái)源于生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂(lè)、開(kāi)心，現(xiàn)在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下。
英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀帶翻譯篇一：
Make a Wish!
許個(gè)愿吧!
Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.
每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會(huì)經(jīng)過(guò)一戶人家，他總是看見(jiàn)一個(gè)女人用一條面包打她兒子的頭部。
But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
但今天卻比較特別，他發(fā)現(xiàn)她正用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他的頭。
Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.
他忍不住好奇，便按了那戶人家的`門鈴。女人聽(tīng)了鈴聲，出來(lái)開(kāi)門。
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "
“這位太太，每天經(jīng)過(guò)這里我都忍不住會(huì)注意到你用一條面包打你兒子……”
"That's true ."
"那倒是不假……"
"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
"可是今天我卻看見(jiàn)你用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他。"
“Well, today's his birthday. ”
“今天是他生日嘛。”
英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀帶翻譯篇二：
A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people.
一位政客抵達(dá)一處印第安人居留地向居住在該區(qū)被壓迫的原住民表達(dá)他的關(guān)切之情。他向一群民眾發(fā)表演說(shuō)。
The plight of your tribe has always been close to my heart," said the politician.
“我一直切身體會(huì)到你們的窮苦困境，”政客說(shuō)。
"Umgwalagwala , "responded the audience enthusiastically.
“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群眾熱烈歡呼。
I shan' t rest until greater efforts are made on your behalf.
“不為你們爭(zhēng)取更多的福利，我個(gè)人絕不會(huì)松懈。”
"Umgwalagwala," they responded more loudly.
“安瓜拉瓜拉!”群眾反應(yīng)更為熱烈。
"And I personally guarantee that you will all be accorded full and equal civil rights. "
“此外我愿?jìng)�(gè)人保證你們將被賦予完全及公平的公民權(quán)利。”
"Umgwalagwala," shouted the tribe.
“安瓜拉瓜拉!”整個(gè)部落的人都叫喊起來(lái)。
The politician was pleased with his reception and asked for a tour of the reservation. Soon, he and his guide were standing next to a fenced enclosure.
對(duì)這樣的接待，政客感到非常高興，因此他要求游覽該居留地，不久他和向?qū)Ь妥叩揭惶幏忾]的籬笆圍墻。
"And what is this used for?" asked the orator.
“這是做什么用的?，’政客問(wèn)道。
"oh, this empty now, but before we keep bulls in here. "
“喔，現(xiàn)在空無(wú)一物，但以前我們?cè)谶@里養(yǎng)牛。”
"I see," said the visitor, and was planning to enter the enclosure.
“原來(lái)如此，”政客說(shuō)著準(zhǔn)備進(jìn)入籬笆內(nèi)。
"Hey,you better not go in there,You likely step in a lot of umgwalagwala."
“嘿，你還是不要進(jìn)去的好，否則你可能踩到很多的安瓜拉瓜拉。”
英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀帶翻譯篇三：
Aren't Kidss Wonderful ?
小孩子實(shí)在了不起!
Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
媽媽和小強(qiáng)尼、小羅尼一起搭乘火車。
Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"
小強(qiáng)尼一如往常問(wèn)東問(wèn)西，“媽咪，什么是緊急煞車?"
“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"
“為什么那位警察叔叔要看我們的車票?"
"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.
“為什么身體不能伸出窗外?"等等諸如此類問(wèn)題。
His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.
媽媽實(shí)在忍不住要發(fā)脾氣了。
Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"
最后小強(qiáng)尼又問(wèn)：“媽咪，剛剛火車停靠的是哪一站?”
"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read. "
“我不知道，強(qiáng)尼，你可不可以不要煩我，我正在看書呢!”
A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what station that was, 'cause that's where Little Ronny got off."
一陣安靜后，強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道羅尼下車的那個(gè)車站。"
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