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四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)搞笑
愛(ài)笑的人，運(yùn)氣總不會(huì)太差，因?yàn)樾梢宰屓顺錆M(mǎn)正能量，更能讓自己面對(duì)挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話(huà)希望能讓你爆笑每一天。
四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)搞笑(一)
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. Shetold her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, shewanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
布魯克林的一位年邁的婦女決定準(zhǔn)備自己的遺囑，提出最后的要求。她告訴自己的猶太教士說(shuō)她有兩個(gè)臨終前的.要求。第一，她要火化;第二，她要把骨灰撒到布魯明黛。
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
“布魯明黛!”教士叫道，“為什么在布魯明黛?”
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
“那樣的話(huà)我女兒肯定一周會(huì)探望我兩次。”
四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)搞笑(二)
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. Shetold her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, shewanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
布魯克林的一位年邁的'婦女決定準(zhǔn)備自己的遺囑，提出最后的要求。她告訴自己的猶太教士說(shuō)她有兩個(gè)臨終前的要求。第一，她要火化;第二，她要把骨灰撒到布魯明黛。
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
“布魯明黛!”教士叫道，“為什么在布魯明黛?”
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
“那樣的話(huà)我女兒肯定一周會(huì)探望我兩次。”
四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)搞笑(三)
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me withdiamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you're not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Flinders." It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'dremarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
福林德斯夫人決定讓人給她畫(huà)肖像。她告訴那位肖像畫(huà)家說(shuō)：“畫(huà)我?guī)е@石耳環(huán)、鉆石項(xiàng)鏈、祖母綠手鐲，還有紅寶石垂飾。”
“但你現(xiàn)在沒(méi)帶這其中的任何一樣飾品。”
“我知道。”福林德斯夫人說(shuō)，“萬(wàn)一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他會(huì)立刻再婚。我要讓那個(gè)女人為尋找這些珠寶而發(fā)瘋。”
四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)搞笑(四)
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
有三個(gè)退休的老人，都患有重聽(tīng)。三月里風(fēng)和日麗的一天，他們?cè)谝黄鹕⒉健?/p>
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
其中一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“這天兒風(fēng)有點(diǎn)兒大，是吧?”
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
“不是，”第二個(gè)人回答道，“今天是星期四。”
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
第三個(gè)人插話(huà)進(jìn)來(lái)說(shuō)：“我也是，去買(mǎi)瓶可樂(lè)吧。”
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