短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全
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短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全(一)
Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆。”他回答說(shuō)。“你真是一個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō). “再給你兩分錢�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全(二)
Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
開車
父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。
蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的`警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。
短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全(三)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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